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Old is……..

Old is when……

~Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love’, and you answer, ‘Pick one, I can’t do both’!

~Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

~A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

~Going bra less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

~You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

~‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.

~‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.

~An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.

~You are not sure these are jokes!

I couldn’t resist posting this……it was too cute to pass up!

Hope everyone is having a spectacular week………..I know I have!

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