Old is when……
~Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love’, and you answer, ‘Pick one, I can’t do both’!
~Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
~A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
~Going bra less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
~You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
~‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
~‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.
~An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.
~You are not sure these are jokes!
I couldn’t resist posting this……it was too cute to pass up!
Hope everyone is having a spectacular week………..I know I have!